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Chapter 1 　辦公室日常情景
　When You Arrive at Work on Monday Morning
　周一早上到公司
　To People Who Get to Work Before You
　遇見比你早到的同事時
　When Your Carpool Picks You Up
　同事來接你時
　To a Coworker in the Parking Lot When You Arrive at the SameTime
　停車巧遇同事
　When You’ re Late for Work
　上班遲到
　When You Come to work Hungover
　上班時宿醉未醒
　When You Come to Work with a Black Eye
　帶著黑眼圈來上班
　To a Coworker with Whom You Share an Office
　面對同一辦公室的同事
　When You and Your Coworkers Work in Cubicles
　與同事在辦公隔間工作
　At the Coffee Machine
　在咖啡機(jī)旁遇到同事
　At the Copier
　在復(fù)印機(jī)旁遇到同事
　When Passing Someone in the Hall
　走在大廳時，遇見同事
　In the Elevator
　搭電梯時遇到同事
　In the Bathroom
　在洗手間遇到同事該怎么說
　At the Water Cooler
　在飲水機(jī)旁遇到同事
　At the Drinking Fountain
　在噴泉式飲水機(jī)旁遇到同事
　In the Break Room
　在休息室遇到同事
　At the Vending Machine
　在售貨機(jī)旁遇到同事
　When You’ re Ordering In Food
　點餐時遇到同事
　When You’ re at Lunch and the Bill Comes
　用餐時，賬單送到你面前
　After a Big Lunch
　享用完豐盛的午餐
　When You Send Someone on a Coffee Run
　請同事幫忙買咖啡
　Before Heading into a Meeting
　開會前遇到同事
　If You’ re Called on When Not Paying Attention in a Meeting
　開會時走神，被逮個正著
　At the End of a Meeting
　會議結(jié)束時
　When You’ re Starting a Conference Call
　當(dāng)你在進(jìn)行電話會議時
　When You Leave Work Early
　當(dāng)你早退時
　At the End of the Day
　下班嘍
　After a Bad Day
　辛苦工作一天后
　When Working Late
　加班到很晚時
Chapter 2 　每位同事都是獨一無二的
　To Your Personal Assistant
　與你的私人助理交談
　To an Intern
　面對實習(xí)生
　To the Building Security Guard
　與大樓警衛(wèi)交談
　To the Person Who Hands out Office Mail
　與發(fā)件人交談
　To the Person Who Hands out Petty Cash
　面對專門發(fā)每日津貼的同事
　When the Travel Coordinator Gives You Your Trip Details
　出差協(xié)調(diào)員通知你出差細(xì)節(jié)
　To the Tech Support Guy When He Comes to Fix Your Computer
　技術(shù)人員幫你修理電腦
　To the In-House Attorney
　面對公司的律師
　To Your Boss
　遇到老板
　To a Workaholic Coworker
　遇到工作狂
　To a Stressed-Out Coworker
　面對超級緊張的同事
　To a Coworker Who Is Always on Their PDA
　面對總在擺弄PDA的同事
　When Someone Won’ t Stop Talking about Their iPhone
　提到iPhone就滔滔不絕的同事
　To a Coworker Who Can Type Really Fast
　與打字飛快的同事交談
　When Someone Complains of Carpel Tunnel Syndrome
　同事抱怨患上手腕綜合征
　To a Coworker Who Shows Up Late for a Meeting
　面對開會遲到的同事
　When Someone Asks You a Computer Question
　同事問你有關(guān)電腦的問題
　To a Coworker Who Sends a Lot of Email Forwards
　與“轉(zhuǎn)發(fā)狂”同事交談
　To a Coworker with a Really Messy Desk
　辦公桌亂七八糟的同事
　To a Coworker with a Really Clean Desk
　辦公桌非常干凈的同事
　When a Coworker Is Playing Music Too Loudly
　遇到愛把音樂放很大聲的同事
　To a Coworker Who Sings All Day Long
　面對整天都在唱歌的同事
　To a Coworker Who Loves to Tell Jokes
　遇見愛說笑的同事
　To People Smoking out in Front of the Building
　面對在辦公樓前吸煙的同事
　To a Coworker You Catch Daydreaming
　面對做白日夢的同事
　To a Coworker You Catch Napping
　發(fā)現(xiàn)同事在打盹
　To Someone Who Is Playing a Game on Their Computer at Work
　同事上班時玩電腦游戲
Chapter 3 　同事們的私生活
　When a Coworker Talks about Personal Problems on the Phone
　發(fā)現(xiàn)同事在講私人電話時
　To a Coworker Who Comes in with a Hangover
　同事上班時宿醉未醒
　When a Coworker Wears the Same Clothes Two Days in a Row
　同事連續(xù)兩天穿了同樣的衣服
　To a Coworker Who Just Got a DUI
　同事醉酒駕車被抓
　To a Coworker Going into Rehab
　同事即將去戒酒中心
　To a Coworker Who Just Got out of Rehab
　剛出戒酒中心的同事
　To Your Coworker Who Lost a Ton of Weight
　同事瘦了很多
　To a Coworker Who Complains about Being Single
　抱怨沒人愛的同事
　To a Coworker Who Gets Engaged
　已經(jīng)訂婚的同事
　To Someone Collecting for a Coworker’ s Wedding Gift
　有人正為同事的婚禮收集禮物
　To a Coworker Who Gets a Mail-Order Bride
　同事娶了個“郵購新娘”
　To a Coworker Returning from a Honeymoon
　同事度蜜月回來
　To a Coworker Who Is Pregnant
　同事懷孕了
　To a Coworker Who Just Had a Baby
　同事剛有了寶寶
　To Someone Collecting for a Coworker’ s Baby Shower Gift
　有人為同事收集嬰兒派對禮物
　To a Coworker Who Brings Their Kids into Work
　同事把孩子帶到了公司
　On Take Your Daughter to Work Day
　帶女兒來公司活動日
　To a Coworker Who Sells Their Kids’ Fundraising Products
　同事售賣為孩子籌款的小玩意兒
　To a Coworker Who Just Got Divorced
　剛結(jié)束一段婚姻的同事
　When You Bump into a Coworker Outside of Work
　在外偶遇同事
　When You Bump into Two Coworkers Who Are Clearly on a Date
　巧遇辦公室戀情
　When You Bump into a Coworker at the Mall
　在購物中心巧遇同事
　To decline a Coworker’ s Party Invitation
　拒絕同事的派對邀約
　At Your Boss’ Birthday Party
　老板的生日派對
　To Your Boss’ Wife
　與老板夫人交談
　To Your Boss’ Husband
　與老板的先生交談
Chapter 4 　同事的興趣愛好
　To a Sports-Obsessed Coworker
　“體育迷”同事
　To a Coworker Who Is Really into Their Cats
　愛貓成癡的同事
　To a Coworker Who Just Bought a New Car
　剛買新車的同事
　To a Coworker Who Just Bought a House
　新屋落成的同事
　To a Coworker Who Is into High-Tech Gadgets
　酷愛高科技產(chǎn)品的同事
　To a Cigar-Obsessed Coworker
　愛抽雪茄的同事
　When Someone Is Way Too into Guns
　非常喜歡槍械的同事
　When Someone Is Really into the Environment
　你的同事是環(huán)保人士
　To a Coworker Who Tries to Sign You Up for a Charity
　鼓勵你參與慈善事業(yè)的同事
　To Someone Who Has a Lot of Pictures on Their Desk
　桌上放了一堆照片的同事
　Show You Pictures from Their Exotic Vacation
　同事給你看國外度假的照片
　To a Coworker Who Eats Ethnic Foods
　吃家鄉(xiāng)菜的同事
　To a Coworker Who Eats Health Foods
　吃保健食物的同事
　To a Gourmet/Foodie Coworker
　愛好美食的同事
　When a Coworker Wants to Talk about a New Movie Release
　同事想談?wù)撔律嫌车碾娪?br />　When Everyone Is Talking about the Same TV Show
　當(dāng)大家都在談?wù)撏粋€電視節(jié)目
　To Coworkers Talking about American Idol
　同事在談?wù)摗睹绹枷瘛愤@節(jié)目
Chapter 5 　工作中的緊張時刻
Chapter 6 　辦公室政治
Chapter 7 　不是每天都會發(fā)生的事
Chapter 8 　不上班的日子
Chapter 9 　各行各業(yè)